I wrote a haiku
I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks
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Amy. Seventeen. From the jolly old country across the pond, England.
I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks
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I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
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| me: | i hate all of you |
|---|---|
| me: | stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday |
| me: | holy fuck walk faster |
| me: | get smarter idiot |
| me: | maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die |
| me: | stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny |
| me: | shut up |
| me: | stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore |

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The truth of this makes me weep
I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life.
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