I wrote a haiku

leslie-crusher:

I hate group projects
just let me do it myself
everyone else sucks

(via josephledger-)


(via pleatedjeans)




sheldony:

s05e22


(via sea-scape)



professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GAY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

(via suddenly-hiddles)



basically me at school all day

me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: stop laughing so loudly, he isn't that funny
me: shut up
me: stop flirting with every guy in the room you whore

I love this.

I love this.





wholockian-221b:

georgeguven:

The truth of this makes me weep 

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life.

(via josephledger-)